Your store may not need another redesign. It may need a controlled rescue.
A fixed-scope five-day sprint for existing Shopify stores that have become a pile of
apps, theme edits, conflicting advice and unexplained customer friction.
First 3 qualified stores: 3,900 NOK before VAT where applicable
Maximum 10 all-in hours
Audit, prioritized fixes, QA and change log
Fixed scopeNo endless consultant meter
Evidence firstNo blind app churn or theme surgery
Least privilegeNo owner passwords or unnecessary data
Clear finish lineQA, change log and next-step priorities
The five-day system
A rescue, not a vague “optimization package”
01
Fit and access
Confirm the store is operational, the problem is bounded and the work can realistically fit the ten-hour cap.
02
Audit and priorities
Inspect the customer path, merchandising, theme configuration, app stack, SEO basics and trust friction.
03
High-value fixes
Implement only the highest-value bounded repairs. Low-value activity and scope creep are rejected.
04
Desktop and mobile QA
Verify affected product, variant, cart and checkout-path behavior without placing a paid order unless approved.
05
Change log and direction
Receive exactly what changed, what remains, what to do next and what not to waste money on.
What may be included
Commercially useful repair work
Storefront and customer-journey diagnosis
Product availability, variant and cart-path checks
Collection, navigation and merchandising improvements
Theme-setting and bounded storefront fixes
App/configuration overlap and underused-capability review
SEO basics, metadata, image accessibility and content-risk checks
Trust, policy and product-information inconsistencies flagged for owner review
Locked beta boundaries
Price
3,900 NOK before VAT where applicable
Time cap
10 all-in hours
Revision
One consolidated revision
Support
Seven days, sharing one 60-minute pool
Deliverables
Audit, fixes, QA, change log and priorities
Qualification
Who this is — and is not — for
Good fit
An existing Shopify store that is already live
The store is operational enough to audit
The main problems are bounded and concrete
One decision-maker can approve work promptly
Collaborator access can be granted safely
You want repair and clarity, not magic promises
Not a fit
A rebuild disguised as a rescue
New-store build, migration or complete redesign
Custom app/API/ERP or Shopify Plus checkout work
Paid ads or bulk content/product entry
Security incidents, malware or account compromise
Legal certification or guaranteed commercial results
Process proof from ICantCompute
From “sold out” confusion to a controlled Shopify operating system
ICantCompute had accumulated fulfillment conflicts, confusing availability signals,
underused paid apps, unreliable traffic interpretation, generic AI content, drifting
store copy and multiple theme tracks.
The rescue did not begin with a redesign. It separated what was broken, what only looked
broken and what was simply noise.
Reconciled fulfillment and shipping configuration while preserving the POD workflow
Verified actual catalog availability instead of trusting storefront symptoms
Rebuilt reporting around identifiable external traffic and verified customer behavior
Cleaned collections, metadata and accessibility selectively rather than rewriting everything
Audited existing apps before adding more tools
Separated live, lab and commercial-theme work with explicit rollback and release rules
This is evidence of rescue process and operational discipline — not evidence that a rescue guarantees revenue.
Straight answers
Frequently asked questions
Will this increase my sales?
No promise is made about sales, traffic, rankings, conversion rate or platform approval. The promise is a controlled audit, prioritized work, verified implementation and a clear change log.
Do you need my Shopify owner password?
No. Access should use Shopify collaborator or staff permissions with the minimum scope required. Passwords, 2FA codes, bank details and unnecessary customer data are not requested.
What happens if the audit finds more than ten hours of work?
The scope is cut before implementation. The highest-value committed items are completed first, and the remaining work is documented rather than silently absorbed.
Is this legal, tax or compliance advice?
No. Store-policy and product-information inconsistencies may be flagged, but formal legal, tax and compliance certification are outside the service.
What is the first step?
A short fit check. No access is requested until the store, scope, boundaries and commercial terms are a plausible match.
Short fit check
Tell me what is actually stuck.
Send the public store URL and the one problem you most want understood.
No access, passwords or customer data are needed at this stage.
I review the fit before requesting access
No owner password or 2FA code will be requested
No guarantee of sales, traffic, rankings or platform approval
First three qualified stores
Start with a short fit check — not a sales call marathon.
Send your Shopify store URL and the one problem you most want understood.